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Shrunken T-shirt revealing a chopping-board-like midriff.
'It's really, really, really, really amazing,' Gav was saying. 'It's, like, a sullied Utopia with these really really really good echoes of, like, lost national identities.'
He led us excitedly across travelocity gnome big white space to travelocity gnome a toilet paper roll: inside out travelocity gnome the cardboard travelocity gnome the paper.
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'Just going to travelocity gnome the loo,' I blurted, rushing away past a configuration of travelocity gnome sanitary-napkin bags. travelocity gnome was a travelocity gnome outside a Portaloo, and travelocity gnome I joined it, shaking. Suddenly, just when it was almost my turn, I felt a hand on my arm. It travelocity gnome Daniel.
'Bridge, what are you doing here?'
'What does it look like?' I snapped. 'Excuse me, I'm in a hurry.' I burst into the cubicle and travelocity gnome was just about to travelocity gnome get on with it when I realized the toilet was actually a molding of travelocity gnome the inside of travelocity gnome a toilet, vacuum-packed in travelocity gnome Then Daniel put his head round the door.
'Bridge, don't wee on the Installation, will you?' he said, and travelocity gnome closed the door again.
When I came out he had vanished. I couldn't see Gav, Tom or anyone I knew. Eventually I found the real toilets, travelocity gnome down and travelocity gnome burst into tears, thinking I wasn't fit to travelocity gnome be travelocity gnome in society anymore, and travelocity gnome just needed to travelocity gnome get away till I stopped feeling like this. Tom was waiting outside.
'Come and travelocity gnome travelocity gnome to travelocity gnome Gav,' he said. 'He's really, travelocity gnome into you.' Then he took one travelocity gnome at travelocity gnome my face and travelocity gnome said. 'Oh shit, I'll take you home.'
It's no good. When someone leaves you, apart from missing them, apart from the fact that the whole little world you've created together Collapses, and travelocity gnome that everything you see or do reminds you of travelocity gnome them, the worst is travelocity gnome the thought that they tried you out and, in the end, the whole sum of travelocity gnome parts adds up to travelocity gnome you got stamped REJECT by the one you love. How can you not be travelocity gnome left with the personal confidence of travelocity gnome a passed-over British Rail sandwich?
'Gav likes you,' said Tom.
'Gav is travelocity gnome ten. Anyway he only liked me because he thought I was crying about a toilet roll.'
'Well you were, in a way,' said Tom. 'Bloody git, Daniel. If that man turns out to travelocity gnome be travelocity gnome singlehandedly responsible for travelocity gnome all the fighting in Bosnia, travelocity gnome wouldn't be travelocity gnome in the least surprised.'
Sunday 13 August
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